Arrow Key Hook

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Arrow Key Hook

36.00

This key rack is the perfect solution to dire international crisis of "Where the hell are my keys?!"  99% of the world's population (based on a very accurate study we made up right now) has fallen victim to this crime against humanity and we will no longer tolerate it.  We cannot sit ideally by while those with narrow driveways remain trapped- hopeless, scared, and alone- by their wife's mini van or husband's mid-life crisis muscle car.  We will be the David to this Goliath who threatens the us all and causes us to be between 10-45 minutes late on a regular basis.  We are putting our feet down against evil and standing up for what is right and just, and we promise you-- right here and right now-- that we will work tirelessly with a team of US intelligence to develop a plan to overcome this international disaster….

Got it. Use this key rack (and make your family and friends use it, also) to hang up all your car keys, gym keys, mail key, pool key, boat key, key to the city, key to your heart, whatever (Pssst it's great for light weight dog leashes and such). You're welcome, World.

MEASUREMENTS

  • Total rack measurements: 8.75" 1.25" x 1.5"
  • Driftwood: 8.75" x 0.75" x 1.5"
  • Space between hooks: 1.5"
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Our rack are made from reclaimed wood and recycled materials.  Expect some battle scars and signs of past lives, such as nicks, scrapes, scratches, dents, dings, and color variations. These are desirable characteristics that make the piece even more unique and special.